My evening thus far:
-Get home from work at 4:45, drop bags and start crying (???)
-Sit on couch with laptop for 10 minutes, then grab earplugs and immediately pass the fuck out like holy shit whatthehelljusthappened
-Sleep until — 11:00PM? SHIT
-Eat a pint of ice cream at 11:15pm and watch the new episode of The Blacklist
-ALAN ALDA??! NO!